Nu am reusit niciodata pana acum sa ii spun ceea ce am vrut sa ii spun pentru ca il cunosteam prea putin ... Aceste imagini exprima cel mai bine mesajul meu pentru tine .
marți, 17 iunie 2008
luni, 2 iunie 2008
miercuri, 7 mai 2008
joi, 1 mai 2008
joi, 24 aprilie 2008
vineri, 18 aprilie 2008
Exista si animale MANELISTE !!!! Incredibil ... eu demisionez din tzara asta
Un caine ....
O pisica.....
NOROC CA EXISTA SI CLASICI ... Doamne ajuta...
O pisica.....
NOROC CA EXISTA SI CLASICI ... Doamne ajuta...
miercuri, 16 aprilie 2008
Problema de logica ... cine stie ? :P
3 elevi s-au cazat la un hotel si au platit 30 euro pentru o camera de trei(fiecare cite 10).
Seful hotelului cind a aflat ca erau elevi, s-a gindit sa le faca o reducere, si i-a dat unui lucrator sa le intoarca 5 euro. El nestiind cum sa imparta 5 euro la 3 copii, le-a dat la fiecare cite 1 euro si si-a luat lui 2 euro.
Rezulta ca fiecare copil a platit cite 9 euro si in total cei 3 elevi au platit 27. Plus cei 2 euro pe care ia luat lucratorul sunt 29. Unde e un euro?
Sa va vad ...
Seful hotelului cind a aflat ca erau elevi, s-a gindit sa le faca o reducere, si i-a dat unui lucrator sa le intoarca 5 euro. El nestiind cum sa imparta 5 euro la 3 copii, le-a dat la fiecare cite 1 euro si si-a luat lui 2 euro.
Rezulta ca fiecare copil a platit cite 9 euro si in total cei 3 elevi au platit 27. Plus cei 2 euro pe care ia luat lucratorul sunt 29. Unde e un euro?
Sa va vad ...
marți, 15 aprilie 2008
luni, 14 aprilie 2008
miercuri, 9 aprilie 2008
Eu sunt Valentin , and Ladies... GIVE ME WOOD !!
Nu de alta dar joc Triburile.ro in Lumea 5 si duc lipsa de wood ... cu iron stau mai bine asa ca dau la schimb :P Subtil ha ?
Deci are vreo fata WOOD pentru satu meu ?
Honesty .... so rare ... =)))
7 minute daca nu misca ...
4 minute daca misca ...
1 pozitie (misionarul)
asta e oferta lui ...
hai sariti cu cerere / oferta ... =)) (dar incerca-ti pe cat posibil sa fi-ti sinceri si fetele ... cat mai realiste)
(click "trimite-ti comentariu")
marți, 8 aprilie 2008
This is special for me ...
There's a hole in my soul , you can see it in my face , it's a real big place...
My head speaks a language I don't understand
Come and hold my hand .
Good night everybody
luni, 7 aprilie 2008
sâmbătă, 5 aprilie 2008
Sa ne mai relaxam un pic
Mergeam azi pe strada gandindu-ma la domnisoarele de dedesubt ... si limbutzele lor ... si stand la intersectie sa trec strada aud melodia asta de la o masina cu geamurile deschise si muzica la maxim ... m-a racorit imediat ... brings back memories ...
Si mai tarziu la intoarcere la aceeasi intersectie ....
Si mai tarziu la intoarcere la aceeasi intersectie ....
vineri, 4 aprilie 2008
Lectie de viata si poiezie din strada ... GENIALA
Viitorul "Eminescu" =))
Viitorul "Bruce LEE"
De asta imi pare rau...
Viitorul "Bruce LEE"
De asta imi pare rau...
joi, 3 aprilie 2008
Pur si simplu GENIALA REACTIE !!! Traiasca BOXUL !!!
Comentariu Mircea Badea
Originalul
Ar fi totusi pacat sa nu adaug si pe smekerasii astia :
Le-ati vazut ? Nu e asa ca acum va simtiti mult mai bine ? il recomand pentru anti stress :))
V-a placut ?
Originalul
Ar fi totusi pacat sa nu adaug si pe smekerasii astia :
Le-ati vazut ? Nu e asa ca acum va simtiti mult mai bine ? il recomand pentru anti stress :))
V-a placut ?
Now Chill people .... back to the classics
Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes
Live
Full Orchestra
And a little old school funny one ...
Hope u liked it
Live
Full Orchestra
And a little old school funny one ...
Hope u liked it
The Internet is for porn !!!
si cum Porn se refera la Fuck ...
What FUCK means ?
HOW TO FUCK ? simply softly
Hai recunoaste-ti... Don't be shy ... Comment Away !!!
miercuri, 2 aprilie 2008
marți, 1 aprilie 2008
luni, 31 martie 2008
vineri, 28 martie 2008
Din seria TOATA LUMEA SARE ACUM CU MINE !!!
Cum sa sperii pasagerul care sta pe scaunul de langa tine in avion sau in tren:
1. scoate-ti laptopul din geanta
2. deschide-l lent de tot..
3. porneste-l
4. verifica faptul ca nesimtitul de langa tine urmareste ecranul
5. deschide pagina de internet pe care o folosesti in mod normal
6. inchide ochii si ridica capul spre cer..
7. respira profund si…
8. da click pe urmatorul link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
9. observa fata vecinului tau.
1. scoate-ti laptopul din geanta
2. deschide-l lent de tot..
3. porneste-l
4. verifica faptul ca nesimtitul de langa tine urmareste ecranul
5. deschide pagina de internet pe care o folosesti in mod normal
6. inchide ochii si ridica capul spre cer..
7. respira profund si…
8. da click pe urmatorul link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
9. observa fata vecinului tau.
Traim in romania si asta ne OMOARA !!!
Si asta pentru ca legislatia stipuleaza : "coloana oficiala are prioritate peste orice " inclusiv AMBULANTA adica COLOANA OFICIALA ARE PRIORITATE PESTE VIATA CETATENILOR
EU VREAU SA MA MUT DIN TZARA ASTA (nu vreau sa mor tanar cu politia langa mine)! ULTIMUL CARE PLEACA SA STIGA LUMINA !!
PROTESTATI ROMANII MEI !!! RASCOALA !!!
joi, 27 martie 2008
Generatia Moderna - Pilot
Stateam si ma uitam pe strada la toti ciudatii si ciudatele.
Pe vremea mea erau Rokeri , Satanisti , Depeche-isti . Acum sunt Emo Minimalisti si Punkeri. Sa zicem ca Punkerii sunt cei mai vechi erau si pe vremea mea dar putini , acum au revenit in fortza. Macar sa aiba cine sa ii bata pe handicapatii astia depresivi ca sa fie o oarecare balanta .
Daca imi aduc bine aminte eu cred ca eram si atunci ca si acum in afara curentelor ... Muzica Clasica Rulzz. :)
Urmeaza descrierea a unei zi din viata unui Minimailst si a unui Emo. Dati-va cu parerea si voi.
PS :
Pana si miscarea hippie mi se parea mai misto ... macar aia erau optimisti.
Pe vremea mea erau Rokeri , Satanisti , Depeche-isti . Acum sunt Emo Minimalisti si Punkeri. Sa zicem ca Punkerii sunt cei mai vechi erau si pe vremea mea dar putini , acum au revenit in fortza. Macar sa aiba cine sa ii bata pe handicapatii astia depresivi ca sa fie o oarecare balanta .
Daca imi aduc bine aminte eu cred ca eram si atunci ca si acum in afara curentelor ... Muzica Clasica Rulzz. :)
Urmeaza descrierea a unei zi din viata unui Minimailst si a unui Emo. Dati-va cu parerea si voi.
PS :
Pana si miscarea hippie mi se parea mai misto ... macar aia erau optimisti.
Generatia Moderna Episodul 1 - O zi din viata unui Minimalist
O zi din viata unui minimalist
09:00 - Se trezeºte. Intrã pe hi5.
09:05 - Se duce la baie. κi dã ochelarii jos ºi remarcã ochii injectaþi: cool.
09:06 - Pozã. Pentru hi5. 09:10 - κi pune hanoracul cu carouri mov ºi galbene, converºii ºi ºapca mov. Pleacã.
09:20 - Aºteapta autobuzul dând din cap pe beat-ul din cãºti.
09:25 - Doi þigani îi furã banii ºi îl bat.
09:30 - Urcã în autobuz.
10:00 - Coboarã la Romanã.
10:05 - Pozã în faþa gurii de metrou. Pentru hi5.
10:10 - Se întâlneºte cu baieþii minimaliºti ºi fetele minimaliste la Mec.
10:15 - Se aºeazã la o masã, afarã, fiecare cu câte un suc, mai puþin el.
10:16 - Pozã de grup. Pentru hi5.
10:16 - 11:00 - Povesteºte cum s-a bãtut în staþie pentru o pizdã.
11:01 - 12:15 - Discutã despre frezuri ºi ce hanorace marfã au adus la Pull&Bear.
12:30 - Pleacã spre casã.
12:50 - Ajunge acasã. Urcã pozele pe hi5.
13:00 - 15:00 - Conferinþã pe messenger cu prietenii minimali. Hotãrãsc în ce club se duc seara.
15:01 - 18:00 - hi5.
18:01 - 19:00 - κi îndreaptã pãrul cu placa.
19:01 - 20:00 - Se gândeºte ce hanorac sã poarte: mov cu negru sau mov cu verde.
20:01 - Constatã cã i s-a strâmbat o ºuviþã. Bagã placa în prizã. O îndreapta la loc.
20:02 - Dã cu fixativ.
20:15 - Se întâlneºte la Universitate cu ceilalþi minimaliºti. Se duc la Mec-ul din pasaj.
20:20 - 21:30 - Beau o cola. Fac poze.
21:45 - Fac poºtã un Kent 4.
21:55 - Intrã în farmacie. Cumpãrã o pastilã de tussin.
22:00 - Pleacã spre club.
22:30 - Ajung în faþa clubului. Fac pozã. Paznicii nu-i lasã sã intre.
22:35 - Pleacã spre alt club.
22:50 - Ajung. Paznicii îi lasã sã intre.
22:55 - Ocupã o canapea. Comandã o cola.
22:56 - 23:40 - Sunt triºti pentru cã nu bagã melodia lor preferatã. Fac poºtã un Kent 8. Sunt high.
23:41 - Terminã cola. Sunt nevoiþi sã se ridice.
23 45 - Suge fiecare pastila de tussin. Sunt high.
23:45 - îºi pun ochelarii. Se duc pe ring.
23:50 - 04:00 - Danseazã. Încearcã un funky chick style.
04:01 - Muzicã nasoalã. Pleacã.
04:02 - Fac poºtã un Kent 1. Nu mai sunt high.
04:10 - Nu au bani de taxi. Merg spre casã pe jos.
04:30 - La Unirea sunt opriþi de niºte maneliºti.
04:40 - Le sunt furate telefoanele ºi sunt bãtuþi.
04:50 - Se desparte de ceilalþi ºi pleacã spre casã.
05:30 - Ajunge acasã. Spune pãrinþilor cã s-a bãtut la club pentru o pizdã.
05:40 - E prea rupt ca sã urce pozele pe hi5.
06:00 - Adoarme trist.
09:00 - Se trezeºte. Intrã pe hi5.
09:05 - Se duce la baie. κi dã ochelarii jos ºi remarcã ochii injectaþi: cool.
09:06 - Pozã. Pentru hi5. 09:10 - κi pune hanoracul cu carouri mov ºi galbene, converºii ºi ºapca mov. Pleacã.
09:20 - Aºteapta autobuzul dând din cap pe beat-ul din cãºti.
09:25 - Doi þigani îi furã banii ºi îl bat.
09:30 - Urcã în autobuz.
10:00 - Coboarã la Romanã.
10:05 - Pozã în faþa gurii de metrou. Pentru hi5.
10:10 - Se întâlneºte cu baieþii minimaliºti ºi fetele minimaliste la Mec.
10:15 - Se aºeazã la o masã, afarã, fiecare cu câte un suc, mai puþin el.
10:16 - Pozã de grup. Pentru hi5.
10:16 - 11:00 - Povesteºte cum s-a bãtut în staþie pentru o pizdã.
11:01 - 12:15 - Discutã despre frezuri ºi ce hanorace marfã au adus la Pull&Bear.
12:30 - Pleacã spre casã.
12:50 - Ajunge acasã. Urcã pozele pe hi5.
13:00 - 15:00 - Conferinþã pe messenger cu prietenii minimali. Hotãrãsc în ce club se duc seara.
15:01 - 18:00 - hi5.
18:01 - 19:00 - κi îndreaptã pãrul cu placa.
19:01 - 20:00 - Se gândeºte ce hanorac sã poarte: mov cu negru sau mov cu verde.
20:01 - Constatã cã i s-a strâmbat o ºuviþã. Bagã placa în prizã. O îndreapta la loc.
20:02 - Dã cu fixativ.
20:15 - Se întâlneºte la Universitate cu ceilalþi minimaliºti. Se duc la Mec-ul din pasaj.
20:20 - 21:30 - Beau o cola. Fac poze.
21:45 - Fac poºtã un Kent 4.
21:55 - Intrã în farmacie. Cumpãrã o pastilã de tussin.
22:00 - Pleacã spre club.
22:30 - Ajung în faþa clubului. Fac pozã. Paznicii nu-i lasã sã intre.
22:35 - Pleacã spre alt club.
22:50 - Ajung. Paznicii îi lasã sã intre.
22:55 - Ocupã o canapea. Comandã o cola.
22:56 - 23:40 - Sunt triºti pentru cã nu bagã melodia lor preferatã. Fac poºtã un Kent 8. Sunt high.
23:41 - Terminã cola. Sunt nevoiþi sã se ridice.
23 45 - Suge fiecare pastila de tussin. Sunt high.
23:45 - îºi pun ochelarii. Se duc pe ring.
23:50 - 04:00 - Danseazã. Încearcã un funky chick style.
04:01 - Muzicã nasoalã. Pleacã.
04:02 - Fac poºtã un Kent 1. Nu mai sunt high.
04:10 - Nu au bani de taxi. Merg spre casã pe jos.
04:30 - La Unirea sunt opriþi de niºte maneliºti.
04:40 - Le sunt furate telefoanele ºi sunt bãtuþi.
04:50 - Se desparte de ceilalþi ºi pleacã spre casã.
05:30 - Ajunge acasã. Spune pãrinþilor cã s-a bãtut la club pentru o pizdã.
05:40 - E prea rupt ca sã urce pozele pe hi5.
06:00 - Adoarme trist.
Generatia Moderna Episodul 2 - O zi din viata unui EMO
O zi din viata unui emo
5:00- M-a trezit surioara mai mica, iarasi a venit beata. Stie doar sa bea si sa mearga la concerte, ea nu ma iubeste… Eu cand eram de varsta ei aveam colectie de timbre. Iarasi nu pot sa adorm, va trebui sa-mi rod lacul de pe unghii.
6:00- Imi rod lacul de pe unghii.
7:00- Aproape ca m-a vazut maicamea ca imi rod lacul de pe unghii. Mi- a zis sa imi ridic din pat fundul de poponar necajit si sa ma duc la scoala. She makes me cry.
7:05- Am inceput sa ma pregatesc de scoala, mi-am imbracat pantalonii, stramti. Mai multe insigne, mai multe, mai multe. Fuck! Mi-am pierdut o insigna! I hate this stupide world. Sa nu imi uit caciula si sa-mi fac ochii cat mai negri.
7:20- M-a vazut sormea. A inceput sa rada. Punkista dracului!
7:21- Mi-a cazut o insigna.
7:28- Mi-a cazut o insigna. Am agatat-o la loc.
7:35- Mi-am pus caciula in cap, ies din casa si observ ca imi lipseste o insigna. Am gasit-o,am agatat-o la loc.
7:50- Mi-am pus un ciorap pe cap, nu caciula(ma gandeam de ce ma strange atat de rau caciula asta).!@#$ happens. M-am intors acasa, mi-am luat caciula, m-am dus la scoala.
8:20- Am intarziat la ora, nu m-au lasat sa intru in clasa, stau pe hol. Plang.
8:41- S-a terminat ora, am intrat in clasa, mi-am aruncat geanta, am iesit pe sala si stateam trist.
8:43- I hate my life. Stam cu emokids in cinci, plangem.
9:00- Stau la ora si plang.
9:10- M-au dat afara de la ora, stau pe sala, plang.
9:15- M-am dus la baie.
9:16- Am ajuns la baie sa ma pish. Am inceput sa plang, am uitat sa ma pis.
9:17- Iesind de la baie mi-a cazut o i
9:17- Iesind de la baie mi-a cazut o insigna. In buda. L-am luat, l-am agatat la loc.
9:18- Ma uit in oglinda, sunt dragut. Ar trebui sa-mi fac o poza.
9:31- (pauza) Au venit emokids si au zis ca sunt tru. Trecea sormea pe langa mine si a inceput sa rada. I-am zis ca e rea. Ea mi-a dat un bocanc in fata. She makes me cry.
9:35- Emokids i-au zis ca nu are dreptate. A inceput sa ii bata pe toti cu bocancii.
9:37- Am vrut sa fug, m-a batut din nou.
9:44- Stau la ora , ma dor venele.
10:10- Am scris scrisoarea de ramas bun pe banca.
10:12- M-a vazut profa, m-a dat afara de la ora. Stau si plang.
10:21- Stau la cantina. Am inceput sa plang, am uitat sa mananc. A trecut sormea pe langa mine si mi-a dat un capac. Iesind de la cantina mi-a cazut o insigna in vasul cu resturi.
L-am luat, l-am agatat la loc.
10:29- M-au vazut emokids si au zis ca sunt tru.
10.40- Stau la ora, imi scriu scrisoarea de ramas bun. Inca fara sange. Da-l in plm de sange, principal e sa fie cat mai trista. 10:50- Am terminat de scris, am incercat sa citesc si profa m-a dat afara. Iesind din clasa mi-a cazut o insigna, a cazut dupa calorifer, am ridicat-o si am agatat-o la loc.
11:11- (pauza) Emo kids au vazut insigna, au zis ca sunt tru. Le-am dat si lor sa citeasca scrisoarea. Au zis ca sunt si mai tru. Trece fratimiu, a citit si el scrisoarea si mi-a zis ca sunt un idiot, si ca ce fac nu e tru. Eu l-am intrebat ce e tru? El mi-a dat mp3-ul sa ascult la ore. Ramones si Sex Pistols.
12:30- Ascultam muzica la ore si m-am speriat, am inceput sa plang! Am fugit din clasa. (eu stiam ca fratimiu asculta cacaturi, dar nu credeam ca atat de oribile). In timp ce fugeam mi-a cazut o insigna. Am ridicat-o, am pus-o la loc. M-a ajuns profu’ din urma, m-a luat de guler, m-a adus in clasa si mi-a spus ca sunt poponar. Dupa m-a dat afara din sala.
12:45- Stau si plang.
12:50- (pauza) le-am dat baietilor sa asculte si ei la mp3. Costica a lesinat, vasile a inceput sa planga, Vova ne-a marturisit ca a ramas fara oja roz, si a intrat intr-o depresie, Lionia in tipete a fugit, i-a cazut o insigna. Fratimiu a vazut aceasta scena, mi-a luat mp3-ul , mi-a spart fata si a zis ca suntem…
13:00- Am inceput sa ma dau la Svetlana, mi-a zis ca sunt un poponar infect. Upi! Ma place! Stau si p
Stau si plang de bucurie.
13:20- M-a dat afara profu’ din clasa.
13:40- S-au terminat orele. I-am asteptat pe emokids. Pe rand scapand insigne si ridicadu-le ne-am dus spre casa. Ne-am inteles sa ne intalnim pe la 4.
14:00- Am ajuns acasa, nu era nimeni, asa ca am pus Tokio Hotel, stau, imi rod lacul de pe unghii.
14:20- A venit sormea si mi-a oprit casetofonul, s-a culcat.
14:40- Am pornit casetofonul si am trezit-o pe sormea… Mi-a spart fata, am incercat sa ripostez…
14:50- AAAA!!! She makes me cry.
15:00- Stau legat de calorifer cu un ciorap in gura, cu castile in urechi. Canta ceva oribil! I want to die.
15:10- Pe la sormea au trecut niste tovarasi, am pus gecile pe mine si am inceput sa ma bata cu piciorele.
15:20- A venit mama, a dat cu piciorul in gramada de haine si dupa gemetele scoase de mine si-a dat seama ca e cineva acolo
15:30- Mama m-a dezlegat si m-a trimis dupa paine.
16:00- Stau la alimentara la coada, langa mine stau niste baieti cheliosi si se uita ciudat la mine. (cred ca ma invidiaza ca am atatea insigne tari)
16:10- M-au batut, mi-au luat banii, am incercat sa ma ridic , mi-a cazut o insigna, am agatat-o la loc.
16:20- Am ajuns acasa, mama m-a batut si s-a dus dupa paine. @!#$ happens.
16:30- Am intarziat la intalnirea cu emokids.
16:35- Emokids au zis ca nu mai sunt tru.
16:37- Mi-a cazut o insigna.
16:40- Ne-am impacat cu emokids. Stam si plangem.
16:55- A trecut un punkist pe langa noi. I-am zis ca e un dobitoc si sa se duca in p***** noastre. Si tot grupul nostrum (25 de personae) l-am batut! Ce adevarati suntem!!!
17:10- Au venit 10 punkisti si ne-au batut rau de tot. ce prosti, oricum noi suntem mai tru!!!
17:30- Adunam marunt pentru bere. (upi! Ce tru suntem)
17:32- Vanzatoarea nu vroia sa ne dea bere.
17:35- Am reusit sa o convingem pe vanzatoare sa ne dea bere, am luat 2 litri. (upi! Suntem mai tru de cat toti!)
17:50- Vroiam sa deschidem, a venit sora mea si inca 4 punkisti, ne-au luat berea.
18:00- Treceau trei tipe pe strada, am inceput sa ma dau la ele, au venit in spre mine si mi-au zis ca sunt un virgin neputincios , si sa le las in pace de poponar infect ce sunt… ce sexy sunt, ele sigur ma vor si ma invidiaza, pentru ca am machiajul mai tru!!!
18:15- Vova ne-a zis ca e virgin si a intrat in depresie.
18:20- Am vazut o nunta, alexandru a zis ca mireasa e imbracata in alb pentru ca e… (am hotarat sa ne imbracam de maine numai in alb).
18:30- Am ajuns acasa, am mancat, si m-am dus sa ma uit la desene.
17:00- S-au terminat desenele si m-am asezat sa imi scriu ultimul ravas.
17:20- Ascult tokio hotel, e o formatie emo…
19:00- A venit surioara mea mai mica, m-a batut si a plecat…
21:00- Mama mi-a zis sa ma culc. “mama am deja 17 ani, pot sa ma rad pe picioare?”
21:05- M-a batut mama la fund. Stau in pat si incerc sa adorm. @!#$!!
21:10- Nu pot sa adorm, unde-mi sunt unghiile alea vopsite?
21:15- Mi-am ros lacul de pe unghii. Am adormit.
5:00- M-a trezit surioara mai mica, iarasi a venit beata. Stie doar sa bea si sa mearga la concerte, ea nu ma iubeste… Eu cand eram de varsta ei aveam colectie de timbre. Iarasi nu pot sa adorm, va trebui sa-mi rod lacul de pe unghii.
6:00- Imi rod lacul de pe unghii.
7:00- Aproape ca m-a vazut maicamea ca imi rod lacul de pe unghii. Mi- a zis sa imi ridic din pat fundul de poponar necajit si sa ma duc la scoala. She makes me cry.
7:05- Am inceput sa ma pregatesc de scoala, mi-am imbracat pantalonii, stramti. Mai multe insigne, mai multe, mai multe. Fuck! Mi-am pierdut o insigna! I hate this stupide world. Sa nu imi uit caciula si sa-mi fac ochii cat mai negri.
7:20- M-a vazut sormea. A inceput sa rada. Punkista dracului!
7:21- Mi-a cazut o insigna.
7:28- Mi-a cazut o insigna. Am agatat-o la loc.
7:35- Mi-am pus caciula in cap, ies din casa si observ ca imi lipseste o insigna. Am gasit-o,am agatat-o la loc.
7:50- Mi-am pus un ciorap pe cap, nu caciula(ma gandeam de ce ma strange atat de rau caciula asta).!@#$ happens. M-am intors acasa, mi-am luat caciula, m-am dus la scoala.
8:20- Am intarziat la ora, nu m-au lasat sa intru in clasa, stau pe hol. Plang.
8:41- S-a terminat ora, am intrat in clasa, mi-am aruncat geanta, am iesit pe sala si stateam trist.
8:43- I hate my life. Stam cu emokids in cinci, plangem.
9:00- Stau la ora si plang.
9:10- M-au dat afara de la ora, stau pe sala, plang.
9:15- M-am dus la baie.
9:16- Am ajuns la baie sa ma pish. Am inceput sa plang, am uitat sa ma pis.
9:17- Iesind de la baie mi-a cazut o i
9:17- Iesind de la baie mi-a cazut o insigna. In buda. L-am luat, l-am agatat la loc.
9:18- Ma uit in oglinda, sunt dragut. Ar trebui sa-mi fac o poza.
9:31- (pauza) Au venit emokids si au zis ca sunt tru. Trecea sormea pe langa mine si a inceput sa rada. I-am zis ca e rea. Ea mi-a dat un bocanc in fata. She makes me cry.
9:35- Emokids i-au zis ca nu are dreptate. A inceput sa ii bata pe toti cu bocancii.
9:37- Am vrut sa fug, m-a batut din nou.
9:44- Stau la ora , ma dor venele.
10:10- Am scris scrisoarea de ramas bun pe banca.
10:12- M-a vazut profa, m-a dat afara de la ora. Stau si plang.
10:21- Stau la cantina. Am inceput sa plang, am uitat sa mananc. A trecut sormea pe langa mine si mi-a dat un capac. Iesind de la cantina mi-a cazut o insigna in vasul cu resturi.
L-am luat, l-am agatat la loc.
10:29- M-au vazut emokids si au zis ca sunt tru.
10.40- Stau la ora, imi scriu scrisoarea de ramas bun. Inca fara sange. Da-l in plm de sange, principal e sa fie cat mai trista. 10:50- Am terminat de scris, am incercat sa citesc si profa m-a dat afara. Iesind din clasa mi-a cazut o insigna, a cazut dupa calorifer, am ridicat-o si am agatat-o la loc.
11:11- (pauza) Emo kids au vazut insigna, au zis ca sunt tru. Le-am dat si lor sa citeasca scrisoarea. Au zis ca sunt si mai tru. Trece fratimiu, a citit si el scrisoarea si mi-a zis ca sunt un idiot, si ca ce fac nu e tru. Eu l-am intrebat ce e tru? El mi-a dat mp3-ul sa ascult la ore. Ramones si Sex Pistols.
12:30- Ascultam muzica la ore si m-am speriat, am inceput sa plang! Am fugit din clasa. (eu stiam ca fratimiu asculta cacaturi, dar nu credeam ca atat de oribile). In timp ce fugeam mi-a cazut o insigna. Am ridicat-o, am pus-o la loc. M-a ajuns profu’ din urma, m-a luat de guler, m-a adus in clasa si mi-a spus ca sunt poponar. Dupa m-a dat afara din sala.
12:45- Stau si plang.
12:50- (pauza) le-am dat baietilor sa asculte si ei la mp3. Costica a lesinat, vasile a inceput sa planga, Vova ne-a marturisit ca a ramas fara oja roz, si a intrat intr-o depresie, Lionia in tipete a fugit, i-a cazut o insigna. Fratimiu a vazut aceasta scena, mi-a luat mp3-ul , mi-a spart fata si a zis ca suntem…
13:00- Am inceput sa ma dau la Svetlana, mi-a zis ca sunt un poponar infect. Upi! Ma place! Stau si p
Stau si plang de bucurie.
13:20- M-a dat afara profu’ din clasa.
13:40- S-au terminat orele. I-am asteptat pe emokids. Pe rand scapand insigne si ridicadu-le ne-am dus spre casa. Ne-am inteles sa ne intalnim pe la 4.
14:00- Am ajuns acasa, nu era nimeni, asa ca am pus Tokio Hotel, stau, imi rod lacul de pe unghii.
14:20- A venit sormea si mi-a oprit casetofonul, s-a culcat.
14:40- Am pornit casetofonul si am trezit-o pe sormea… Mi-a spart fata, am incercat sa ripostez…
14:50- AAAA!!! She makes me cry.
15:00- Stau legat de calorifer cu un ciorap in gura, cu castile in urechi. Canta ceva oribil! I want to die.
15:10- Pe la sormea au trecut niste tovarasi, am pus gecile pe mine si am inceput sa ma bata cu piciorele.
15:20- A venit mama, a dat cu piciorul in gramada de haine si dupa gemetele scoase de mine si-a dat seama ca e cineva acolo
15:30- Mama m-a dezlegat si m-a trimis dupa paine.
16:00- Stau la alimentara la coada, langa mine stau niste baieti cheliosi si se uita ciudat la mine. (cred ca ma invidiaza ca am atatea insigne tari)
16:10- M-au batut, mi-au luat banii, am incercat sa ma ridic , mi-a cazut o insigna, am agatat-o la loc.
16:20- Am ajuns acasa, mama m-a batut si s-a dus dupa paine. @!#$ happens.
16:30- Am intarziat la intalnirea cu emokids.
16:35- Emokids au zis ca nu mai sunt tru.
16:37- Mi-a cazut o insigna.
16:40- Ne-am impacat cu emokids. Stam si plangem.
16:55- A trecut un punkist pe langa noi. I-am zis ca e un dobitoc si sa se duca in p***** noastre. Si tot grupul nostrum (25 de personae) l-am batut! Ce adevarati suntem!!!
17:10- Au venit 10 punkisti si ne-au batut rau de tot. ce prosti, oricum noi suntem mai tru!!!
17:30- Adunam marunt pentru bere. (upi! Ce tru suntem)
17:32- Vanzatoarea nu vroia sa ne dea bere.
17:35- Am reusit sa o convingem pe vanzatoare sa ne dea bere, am luat 2 litri. (upi! Suntem mai tru de cat toti!)
17:50- Vroiam sa deschidem, a venit sora mea si inca 4 punkisti, ne-au luat berea.
18:00- Treceau trei tipe pe strada, am inceput sa ma dau la ele, au venit in spre mine si mi-au zis ca sunt un virgin neputincios , si sa le las in pace de poponar infect ce sunt… ce sexy sunt, ele sigur ma vor si ma invidiaza, pentru ca am machiajul mai tru!!!
18:15- Vova ne-a zis ca e virgin si a intrat in depresie.
18:20- Am vazut o nunta, alexandru a zis ca mireasa e imbracata in alb pentru ca e… (am hotarat sa ne imbracam de maine numai in alb).
18:30- Am ajuns acasa, am mancat, si m-am dus sa ma uit la desene.
17:00- S-au terminat desenele si m-am asezat sa imi scriu ultimul ravas.
17:20- Ascult tokio hotel, e o formatie emo…
19:00- A venit surioara mea mai mica, m-a batut si a plecat…
21:00- Mama mi-a zis sa ma culc. “mama am deja 17 ani, pot sa ma rad pe picioare?”
21:05- M-a batut mama la fund. Stau in pat si incerc sa adorm. @!#$!!
21:10- Nu pot sa adorm, unde-mi sunt unghiile alea vopsite?
21:15- Mi-am ros lacul de pe unghii. Am adormit.
marți, 25 martie 2008
Amintiri din intervalul 8:00 - 8:27 PM
Dimineata ...
ora 8
Se aude o masina ...
Deschid un ochi cu greu ... simt senzatia dulce - calduroasa a somnului si il inchid la loc.
ora 8:13
Suna telefonul : - Alo ?
- (*$)#*@)
- Da ! DA !! .. M-am trezit ...
- )(U*$U@#(_)
- Gata ma dau jos din pat ....
- )(*)(&#++#$#*&^*&@
- Ok ... sa ai o zi frumoasa ... zbyeeeeeee
Pun telefonu jos
Deschid ochii ... Dimineaaaaaaaaaataaa cu un cascat luuuuuuung ... imi bag picioarele .... mai stau un pic la cadurica ...
ora 8:20
Cacat ... Nu mai vine starea de somn ... S-o fi suparat ca iar am inselato cu telefonul .... Damn All!
Ma dau jos din pat ... greeeeeu... caut cu privirea tigarile .... ingurgitez repede una .. o aprind ...
Ahhhhh .... asa mai merge ... primul fum are efect de redbull... hmmm hai inca unul ... bun asa ...
Ora 8:22
Ma ridic .....
Cacat ... ce scund sunt ... parca aseara m-am culcat mai inalt ... hmmmm
Ora 8:22 si 30 de secunde
E soare afara ... canta pasarelele ... ma uit pe calenda .. e marti ... mdea ... ce zi de cacat ...
Ora 8:23
Simt chemarea Budei ...
Sictir total ... inca un fum ... eu si vezica mergem la plimbare pana la baie ....
Ora 8:26
Vezica linistita ...
Ora 8:26 si 2 secunde
Ma intorc si oglinda imi ofera reflexia .... and it goes something like this :
ora 8
Se aude o masina ...
Deschid un ochi cu greu ... simt senzatia dulce - calduroasa a somnului si il inchid la loc.
ora 8:13
Suna telefonul : - Alo ?
- (*$)#*@)
- Da ! DA !! .. M-am trezit ...
- )(U*$U@#(_)
- Gata ma dau jos din pat ....
- )(*)(&#++#$#*&^*&@
- Ok ... sa ai o zi frumoasa ... zbyeeeeeee
Pun telefonu jos
Deschid ochii ... Dimineaaaaaaaaaataaa cu un cascat luuuuuuung ... imi bag picioarele .... mai stau un pic la cadurica ...
ora 8:20
Cacat ... Nu mai vine starea de somn ... S-o fi suparat ca iar am inselato cu telefonul .... Damn All!
Ma dau jos din pat ... greeeeeu... caut cu privirea tigarile .... ingurgitez repede una .. o aprind ...
Ahhhhh .... asa mai merge ... primul fum are efect de redbull... hmmm hai inca unul ... bun asa ...
Ora 8:22
Ma ridic .....
Cacat ... ce scund sunt ... parca aseara m-am culcat mai inalt ... hmmmm
Ora 8:22 si 30 de secunde
E soare afara ... canta pasarelele ... ma uit pe calenda .. e marti ... mdea ... ce zi de cacat ...
Ora 8:23
Simt chemarea Budei ...
Sictir total ... inca un fum ... eu si vezica mergem la plimbare pana la baie ....
Ora 8:26
Vezica linistita ...
Ora 8:26 si 2 secunde
Ma intorc si oglinda imi ofera reflexia .... and it goes something like this :
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Si pentru generatia "moderna" .....azi servim classical music cu garnitura de mindelss bunny violence
Despre prietenie , orgolii si invidie
True friends stab you in the front.
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luni, 24 martie 2008
Speranta unui Pamant mai curat va straluci la cea mai intunecata ora
Earth Hour 2008 - Arata ca-ti pasa. Stinge si tu lumina!
Ora Pamantului este un eveniment global creat pentru a simboliza ca fiecare dintre noi, lucrand impreuna, poate avea un impact pozitiv impotriva poluarii si a schimbarilor climatice..
Milioane de oameni vor stinge luminile pe 29 Martie 2008 intre 20:00 -21:00
Programul "Ora Pamantului" a fost initiat in 2007 in Sydney, Australia de catre World Wide Found for Nature, iar in 2008 va fii un eveniment global.
Orase din toata lumea se vor alatura pentru a stinge luminile timp de o ora simbolizand astfel participarea lor la cautarea solutiilor care sa previna schimbarile climatice.
- Luminile vor fi stinse in cladiri simbolice, sediile companiilor, restaurante etc.
- Fiecare dintre noi poate marca acest eveniment prin stingerea luminilor si chiar schimbarea becurilor incandescente cu cele eficiente energetic (becurile fluorescente).
Ora Pamantului va transmite un semnal puternic ca oamenii din intreaga lume sunt ingrijorati si totodata pregatiti de a lua atitudine impotriva poluarii si a schimbarilor climatice si asteapta ca liderii lor sa ia actiuni inainte de a fi prea tarziu.
luni, 17 martie 2008
O pledoarie pentru EXPRIMAREA AUTENTICǍ – expresie a maturitǎţii şi inteligenţei emoţionale în orice tip de relaţionare, profesionalǎ sau personalǎ …
La ce mǎ ajutǎ exprimarea autenticǎ în profesia mea ... sau în viaţa mea personalǎ? Îmi foloseşte, oare, sǎ renunţ la “eficientul” meu mod de a comunica inautentic, simulat, specultiv şi duplicitar? De ce sǎ încetez a mǎ strǎdui sǎ te manipulez, sǎ te controlez sau sǎ obţin de la tine ce vreau indiferent de ceea ce-ţi doreşti sau simţi tu?
Rǎspunsul deşi aparatent dramatizat, în esenţǎ foarte adevǎrat : pentru cǎ dacǎ nu încetez exprimarea inautenticǎ, risc sǎ nu te întâlnesc realmente niciodatǎ, pe tine – cel din faţa mea! Dar, cine eşti TU ? !Poate cǎ TU eşti şeful meu, subalternul meu, sau poate cǎ TU eşti clientul sau colegul meu de birou. Intersectându-ne, poate, zilnic, în aceeaşi organizaţie, pe acelaşi palier, sau chiar în acelaşi birou, EU şi TU continuǎm sǎ fim atât de aproape spaţial şi, totuşi, la ani luminǎ distanţǎ relaţional. Întrucât fǎrǎ exprimare autenticǎ nu existǎ contact real, iar fǎrǎ contact real nu existǎ întâlnire şi cunoaştere interpersonalǎ.
Atunci când TU te exprimi simplu şi deschis, indiferent cǎ îmi comunici lucruri plǎcute sau neplǎcute, îmi oferi ceva din tine însuţi şi mǎ faci pǎrtaş la lumea ta. Atenţie! Îţi asumi fie riscul de a fi pedepsit sau respins, fie pe cel de a fi recompensat sau iubit.
Iar, când EU aleg sǎ mǎ exprim autentic mǎ expun riscului de a fi exact ceea ce sunt, ca semn al maturitǎţii şi “inteligenţei” mele emoţionale. Atfel, exprimarea autenticǎ se contureazǎ ca un act de profundǎ încredere în Sine.
Nu de puţine ori, evit sǎ-ţi spun ce mǎ supǎrǎ sau mǎ deranjeaza la comportamentul tǎu, de teamǎ sǎ nu stric falsa şi iluzoria pace din relaţia noastrǎ. De pildǎ, mǎ enerveazǎ cumplit când fumezi în birou şi laşi scrumiera plinǎ cu mucuri de ţigarǎ, dar nu-ţi spun de fricǎ sǎ nu te supǎr. În adâncul fiinţei mele, însǎ pe nesimţite, încep sǎ te detest. Şi, pe mǎsurǎ ce pledez mai mult în afarǎ pentru pacea din relaţia noastrǎ, în interiorul meu, fǎrǎ sǎ-mi dau seama, pregǎtesc trupele de rǎzboi, care vor tâşni spre luptǎ, într-o bunǎ zi, când îţi aprinzi relaxat o ţigarǎ, într-o pauzǎ de cafea. Eşti nǎucit şi nimicit pentru moment, iar relaţia nostrǎ este ruptǎ agresiv, deoarce, în loc sǎ fie fortificatǎ de exprimarea autenticǎ a trǎirilor mele, a fost fragilizatǎ de iluzia înţelegerii perfecte.
Dacǎ aleg, însǎ, construirea şi consolidarea relaţiei mele cu tine pe baza exprimǎrii autentice, cinci repere mǎ pot ghida în direcţia comunicǎrii emoţionale mature:
1. EXPRIMAREA AUTENTICǍ ESTE NONEVALUTIVǍ / NECRITICǍ
Când îţi spun: “Mǎ simt iritat când îmi vorbeşti pe un ton ridicat!” relatez despre mine şi, mai exact, despre ceea ce EU simt în contexul în care îmi vorbeşti pe un ton ridicat; implicit îmi asum responsabilitatea propriei trǎiri, fără a adopta o atitudine critică sau evalutivă în raport cu tine.
Când îţi spun: “Mǎ iriţi cǎ ţipi la mine! / “Mǎ faci sǎ mǎ simt iritat când ţipi la mine!” te responsabilizez pentru ceea ce eu simt şi, întrucât, ceea ce eu simt este o trǎire neplǎcutǎ, îţi comunic implicit, cǎ asta te face “un mǎgar insensibil’. Ba mai mult decât atât, uneori, sar peste a-ţi mai spune ce simt şi te critic aspru şi direct: : “Eşti un nesimţit! Dobitocule!” Ajung, în cele din urmǎ, sǎ nu mai ştiu exact nici ce simt, nici cine este adevǎratul responsabil pentru trǎirile mele. Dar, mǎ transform într-un expert evalutor critic al TAU pentru tot ce mi se întâmplǎ. Culmea este cǎ, deşi uneori aceste evaluǎri sunt corecte (adicǎ, tu chiar eşti o persoanǎ egoistǎ, egocentricǎ sau dominatoare, agresivă) între tine şi trǎirile mele, pur şi simplu, nu existǎ o relaţie de cauzalitate. Eu sunt adevǎratul şi unicul responsabil al trǎirilor mele. Aşa se explicǎ de ce persoane diferite pot experimenta trǎiri diferite în raport cu unul şi acelşi tip de individ; aşa cum una şi aceeaşi persoanǎ poate experimenta trairi diferite în momente diferite ale vieţii sale faţǎ de acelaşi tip de individ. De pildǎ, în relaţie cu un coleg egocentric, narcisic, EU mǎ pot simţi amuzat de « spectacolul » la care asist, cineva se poate simţi iritat, inconfortabil, nedreptǎţi, iar altcineva plin de compasiune pentru vulnearbilitatea realǎ ce se ascunde sub mirajul superioritǎţii. În concluzie, reacţia mea emoţionalǎ faţǎ de tine ţine de istoria mea existenţialǎ şi de configuraţia unicǎ a personalitǎţii mele. Tu eşti doar un catalizator care activeazǎ ceea ce eu deja conţin şi în raport cu care aş putea fi recunoscǎtor pentru mǎ ajuţi sǎ mǎ descopǎr.
2. EMOŢIILE SUNT NONVALORICE
Asta înseamnǎ cǎ trǎirile mele, indiferent ca sunt plǎcute (iubire, bucurie, admiraţie, entuziasm) sau neplǎcute (urǎ, tristeţe, dispreţ, apatie) nu sunt “bune” sau “rele”, “corecte” sau “greşite”. Ele au rolul de a indica locul şi direcţia pe drumul vieţii. A le desconsidera şi a le nega pe motivul cǎ sunt rele, ar fi echivalentul situaţiei în care cǎpitanul unui vas aruncǎ busola care îi semnaleazǎ locul în care se aflǎ, pe motivul cǎ nu e bunǎ.
Şi totuşi, atât în viaţa profesionalǎ, cât şi în cea personalǎ, evaluarea criticǎ a emoţiilor ne limiteazǎ considerabil acţiunile: cred despre mine cǎ sunt un şef puternic şi consider ruşinos sǎ-mi fie fricǎ de un subaltern inteligent care ar putea aspira la postul meu; atunci îmi reprim frica şi îmi construesc o “filozofie de viaţǎ”, conform cǎrei subalternii nu trebuie trataţi cu prea multǎ cǎldurǎ şi încredere. Sunt o femeie – manager, dinamicǎ, energicǎ, explozivǎ şi temerapentalǎ, dar îmi ascund pulsiunea agresivǎ despre care am învǎţǎt cǎ nu dǎ bine cu statutul meu; in consecinta, sunt expusǎ riscului de a dezvolta o apatica depresie.
Atentie! Existǎ o foarte mare diferenţǎ între a pemite emoţiilor sǎ ajungǎ în conştiinţǎ şi a pemite emoţiilor sǎ se manifeste în comportamente. Îmi pot da voie sǎ trǎiesc furie tristeţe sau fricǎ. Dupǎ ce am devenit conştient de ele, optez pentru a acţiona într-o direcţie sau alta. A-mi respinge sau nega emoţiile, indiferent de natura lor, înseamnǎ sǎ îmi limitez semnificativ şansa de a mǎ descoperi şi de a mǎ exprima liber şi autentic.
3. EMOŢIILE POT FI ACORDATE CU MENTALUL SI VOINŢA
Mecanismul psihologic este urmǎtorul: odatǎ ce am acceptat cǎ emoţiile nu pot fi evaluate în termeni de “corecte sau greşite”, « bune sau rele », îmi este mai uşor sa mi le asum şi sǎ menţin contacul conştient cu ele. Astfel, dincolo de emoţiile conştientizate, îmi pot afla nevoile neîmplinite; maturitatea emoţionalǎ îmi va ajuta mentalul sǎ decidǎ, în baza informaţiilor pe care le am, ce nevoi împlinesc imediat, şi ce nevoi amân cu ajutorul voinţei. Aceste decizii sunt traduse în acţiuni de îndatǎ ce dispun de energia necesarǎ. Pot ajunge astfel, la un acord între emoţii, mental şi voinţǎ, ceea ce îmi va da o stare de bine şi dezinvolturǎ interioarǎ care mǎ pregǎteşte pentru experienţele viitoare ale vieţii mele. Prezenţa dezacordului între emoţii, mental şi voinţǎ va fi experimentat ca o stare conflictualǎ, tensionatǎ, disonantǎ, iar viaţa va fi perceputǎ ca o luptǎ, ca urmare a poiectǎrii în exterior a luptelor din interiorul meu.
4. EXPRIMAREA EMOŢIONALǍ ESTE SǍNǍTOASǍ
Evit sǎ mǎ exprim emoţional autentic. Ba mai mult, mǎ exprim atent calculat şi minuţios planificat pentru cǎ îmi doresc foarte mult ca tu sǎ ma apreciezi. Cresc, astfel, foarte mult şansele ca tu sǎ te manifeşti apreciativ şi valorizator, dar nu în raport cu mine, aşa cum sunt, pentru cǎ tu nu cunoşti exprimarea feţei mele adevǎrate; ci în raport cu masca artificialǎ pe care eu am purtat-o cu o uriaşǎ risipǎ de energie, inteligenţǎ şi rafinament, numai pentru ca aprecierea ta sǎ nu disparǎ. Deşi primesc aprecierea ta, nu mǎ pot bucura realmente de ea, întrucât ştiu şi simt cǎ rǎspunsul tǎu este provocat nu de mine, ci de rolul pe care îl joc.
Aşa cǎ, în cele din urmǎ, aleg sǎ-mi exprim sincer trǎirile mele cele mai ascunse (firca, nemulţumirea). Hm! Rǎspunsul nu e nici pe departe la fel de plǎcut ...dar este singurul care îmi oferǎ satisfacţia de a experimenta interacţiunea noastrǎ realǎ, oricât de “abrazivǎ, corozivǎ sau adezivǎ” ar fi ea în prezent.
Mai mult decât atât, m-am eliberat sǎnǎtos de trǎirile emoţionale, care nu dispar, oricât de mult m-aş strǎdui sǎ le resping sau sǎ le îndepǎrtez. Dimpotrivǎ, acele trǎiri emoţionale pe care nu le exprim conştient, ajung, în cele din urmǎ, sǎ-şi gǎseascǎ modalitǎţi de exprimare din cele mai variate şi mai costisitoare: dureri de cap, ulcer, alergii, dureri musculare, hipertensiune, dinţii care scrâşnesc, uşile trântite, gripa rebelǎ, indispoziţiile, plictisealǎ, obosealǎ, lacrimile...
În contextul unor consecinţele atât de “costisitoare”, lipsa de exprimare autenticǎ a emoţiilor se explicǎ prin motive puternice ce le stau la baza:
a) frica de fragilizarea a imaginii personale: de pildǎ, ca director, mǎ tem sǎ-mi exprim neajutorarea în faţa unei provocǎri profesionale suprinzǎtoare şi spectaculoase pe care mi-o lanseazǎ un subaltern; asfel, cǎ ajung sǎ-l descurajez în elanul lui, sa-i sabotez încerǎrile sau chiar sǎ-l sancţionez pentru “nesubordonare”.
b) Fricǎ de respingere: “Dacǎ îi spun şefului meu cǎ îl admir pentru iniţiativa lui constructivǎ, s-ar putea sǎ creadǎ cǎ îl perii şi cǎ vreau sǎ mǎ pun bine cu el”. Sau: “ “Dacǎ îi spun colegului meu de bioru cǎ m-a rǎnit, s-ar putea sǎ-mi rǎspundǎ cǎ nu-i pasǎ”.
Deşi puternice, aceste motivaţii se dovedesc a fi, în cele din urmǎ, pǎcǎlitoare pentru relaţiile construite pe o exprimare inautenticǎ, ce nu rezistǎ în faţa decisivului test al timpului.
4. ESTE DE DORIT CA EMOŢIILE SǍ FIE EXPRIMATE CǍND SUNT EXPERIMENTATE, ÎN MAJORITATEA SITUAŢIILOR
Îmi este, fǎrǎ îndoilǎ, mai uşor sǎ-ti spun cât de furios am fost cǎ ai fost promovat pe postul de General Manager, în locul meu, când ne întâlnim în parc, la 5 ani dupǎ pensionare. Dar, îmi este incomparabil mai greu sǎ trǎiesc ani de zile cu aceastǎ furie de care nu reuşesc sǎ scap, ci se structureazǎ în contracţii corporale sau pe care am ajuns, în cele din urmǎ, sǎ o transfer asupra sbordonaţilor mei, miraţi şi ei de ceea ce li se întâmplǎ.
De cele mai multe ori, emoţiile care nu sunt exprimate în momentul în care sunt trǎite, ne blocheazǎ şi ne complicǎ existenţa.
Este adevǎrat cǎ sunt şi unele situaţii în care comunicarea imediatǎ a emoţiilor nu este de dorit: nu-i voi spune unui angajat paralizat de fricǎ din cauza unei situaţii de evaluare, cât de tare mǎ enrveazǎ; nu-i voi spune angajatului care tocmai a aflat cǎ este vizat pentru restructurarea de posturi, cât de tare mǎ dezgustǎ atitudinea lui ostilǎ faţǎ de conducerea companiei. Şi în aceste situaţii autenticitatea exprimǎrii este în continuare de dorit, ea fiind doar amânatǎ pentru un moment mai potrivit (in nici un caz, pentru secolul urmator!)
Dincolo de aceste situaţii, exprimarea autenticǎ şi promptǎ a emoţiilor, rǎmâne apanajul realţiilor eficiente şi evolutive, mai ales în cazul persoanelor care petrec foarte mult timp împreunǎ (profesie, prietenie, parteneriat de cuplu sau marital).
Clasical Music corner , pentru generatia moderna... 3 Versiuni ... Care va place mai mult ?
GORGEOUS Modern Violin version
Classical Version - My favorite
Modern Piano Version
Classical Version - My favorite
Modern Piano Version
The only real valuable thing is intuition. The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery.
Aceasta este directia in care se va indrepta acest blog . Rostul internetului este sa poti share-ui informatia . So ... this is a glipse into the futurea of this blog , and into my mind.
Stay tuned , daca nu intelege-ti ... intreba-ti . I am here to help.
The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist...When you killed your ancestor, you created a new universe, a universe that was identical to your own up until the time you changed the original succession of events...
Confused yet? Welcome to the world of time travel! Just imagine how complicated the ticket prices will be!
Do you believe in the possibility of Time travel...?
Stay tuned , daca nu intelege-ti ... intreba-ti . I am here to help.
The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist...When you killed your ancestor, you created a new universe, a universe that was identical to your own up until the time you changed the original succession of events...
Confused yet? Welcome to the world of time travel! Just imagine how complicated the ticket prices will be!
Do you believe in the possibility of Time travel...?
vineri, 14 martie 2008
Simply Awsome ....
Muzica clasica si rockul merg intodeauna mana in mana bestial ... mai ales cand un maestru ca Yngwie Malmsteen e cu chitara ... omu asta face miracole cu chestia aia .
miercuri, 12 martie 2008
Quantic - Infinite Regression
"...So infinite regression is the moment when our artist,
having regressed to the point of infinity, himself becomes a part
of the picture he has painted and is both the Observer and the observed.
What, in that peculiar condition, would he observe if he were observing Time?
He would perceive that
Time is like a freeway with an infinite number of 'lanes'
all leading from the past into the future.
But not into the same future.
A driver in Lane 'A' may crash, while a driver in Lane 'B' survives.
It follows that a driver, by changing lanes, can change his future."
having regressed to the point of infinity, himself becomes a part
of the picture he has painted and is both the Observer and the observed.
What, in that peculiar condition, would he observe if he were observing Time?
He would perceive that
Time is like a freeway with an infinite number of 'lanes'
all leading from the past into the future.
But not into the same future.
A driver in Lane 'A' may crash, while a driver in Lane 'B' survives.
It follows that a driver, by changing lanes, can change his future."
duminică, 9 martie 2008
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Valy, you're fucking dead."
Valy wasn't born, he was unleashed.
"Valy Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.
When Valy was little, he used to tie his brother up to a chair, put a bag on his head, and ask him, "How many cookies did you steal from MY cookie jar!?"
Valy's kid was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Valy.
Valy doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When Valy looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Valy.
Guns dont kill people, Valy kills people.
If Valy lived next door to Kramer, Kramer would knock and waited for permision before entering.
Valy ended The Never Ending Story.
Valy once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.
When Valy turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Valy, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
The only way to achieve immortallity is to get Valy to say to you, "I won't let anything happen to you".
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Valy's gun.
Valy’s dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Valy.”
The only purpose of the airbag in Valy's car is to prevent the steering wheel from being damaged by Valy's face.
When Valy uses Herbal Essences, the shampoo has an orgasm.
Valy went as himself one year for Halloween. It was voted as the most terrifying costume in Halloween history.
Valy's action figure has slept with more women than most men.
Valy turns his regular bathtub into a jacuzzi simply by intimidating the water until it begins trembling in fear.
No man has ever used the phrase, "Valy is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tell the AHHAhhhhh ..... -_-.
Nobody says 'hit me' when Valy deals Blackjack.
When Valy pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Valy was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
Valy doesn't make threats. He makes facts.
When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Valy wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
Valy set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Valy.
Valy doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
When Valy took a stress test, the test failed.
Valy has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
When the president runs out of options he says: "Get me Valy, immediately."
Valy does not need to use a silencer... he just tells his gun to be quiet.
Valy is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Valy as an "Assault Weapon". Valy maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting, and is quite safe to have around families. But statistics don't lie.
MTV once tried to 'Punk' Valy by staging a robery in a store. Valy smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.
James Bond has a license to kill. Valy was his instructor.
Valy can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
When IRINA B. tried to shoot Valy, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
Explosions do not kill Valy, they just get stuff out of his way.
Valy once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Sluty Islands.
Valy does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Valy never fucks up.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Valy needs 100 feet and a gun.
"You don't know Valy" is a blessing among terrorists.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Valy is, in fact, still alive.
In the 18 months where Valy was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Valy isn't around?
When Valy is running, you'd better fucking run as well, if he's chasing you, you should just shoot yourself.
Simon Says should be renamed to Valy Says because if Valy says something then you better fucking do it.
When Special Forces raided an afghan training camp, they found an empty camp and a pirated copy of "Valy is coming to town".
In high school Valy was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
When Valy calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.
The "Bananna Split" was invented when Valy needed information from a banana.
Valy's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Valy once won a game of Monopoly by torturing the other game pieces until they went into jail.
When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Valy.
Valy once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Valy needed a well-earned holiday . Drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is just his preferred method of travel - otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips.
As a child, Valy taught his dog to play dead...once.
If you're holding a gun to Valy's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
Valy once opened a can of whoop ass. All he found inside was a mirror.
Backup calls for Valy.
Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Valy been looking for him.
Valy brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.
Don't fall in love with Valy, you'll end up kidnapped or dead... eventually.
If Valy saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Valy would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Valy.
When Valy used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.
When Valy jumps from an airplane, he doesn't fall to the ground. The earth rises to meet him.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Valy.
At last years Christmas party, Valy brought the punch. Nobody survived.
If Valy misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Valy has broken Tony's leg, knocked Curtis out, and shot George Mason with a tranquilizer dart. Temporary incapacitation is Valy's way of saying, "let's be friends."
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Valy less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Valy heard their music.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Valy".
Osama Bin Laden hides under the covers in his bedroom every Monday night from 9 to 10 and cries.
Valy is the 'i' in team.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Valy.
When Valy eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese. Not the food, the people.
"Valy" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".
If you have information Valy needs, make sure your wife is sitting next to you.
Quetin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Valy. He passed. It was too violent.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Valy jumps out.
People with amnesia still remember Valy.
To Valy, the question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full. It's that somebody drank half his damn water, and now they will have a face full of glass.
Valy pulled a man out of his car, and told him to "Don't get up!" from the sidewalk. That man still has not gotten up from the sidewalk.
When playing "Truth or Dare," Valy dares you not to tell him the truth.
During the commercials, Valy calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
The safety on Valy's gun isn't there to protect Valy. It's there to protect the gun.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Valy signal.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Valy."
Don't beg Valy to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Valy what to do.
The answer is Valy, the question doesn't matter.
When Valy was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Valy promptly responded "Blood."
Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Valy. But that is only because he can fly away.
Valy can leave a message before the beep.
G.I. Joe has Valy action figures.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Valy.
Valy has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
Valy can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Valy once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Valy is never wrong.
Valy removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Valy never needs to escape.
When David Palmer took the oath of office, he raised his right hand and placed his left hand on Valy.
When Valy says "I won't take no for an answer" you better not say no.
Valy could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Once Valy becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem.
Valy named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Valy. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Valy was God.
Valy once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Valy in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Valy and lives.
There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Valy's right hand and Valy's left hand.
When someone asked Valy if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied What does 'afraid' mean
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Valy needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
If Valy had been a Spartan the movie would have been called 1.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Valy, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Valy see the glass as a deadly weapon.
Valy never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Valy, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Valy is coming for them.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Valy.
On Valy's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Once, someone tried to tell Valy a knock knock joke. Valy found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Withholding information from Valy is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Valy's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
Valy definitely loves his daughter he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Valy broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because he thought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons with Chinese prisons.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Valy laughed to himself and said, I have them right where I want them.
If Valy was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and IRINA B., and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot IRINA B. twice.
If everyone on 24 followed Valy's instructions, it would be called 12 seconds.
Valy once acted as judge, jury, and executioner but to save time he now just acts as executioner.
If Valy was president, he would protect the secret service.
On a high school math test, Valy put down Violence as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Valy solves all his problems with Violence.
There is a deeper reason that IRINA B. will not forgive Valy. For years during her birthday and Christmas when IRINA B. would look for presents Valy would just laugh to himself before finally telling her, I give you my word.
Valy quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
When Valy says, I don't know if I can do this anymore, the statement must be loosely translated as, I can still rip off your head, I just don't know if I feel like I can shit down your neck at this time.
Valy can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.
Valy once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to IRINA B.about imortality.
Valy always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Valy.
Valys calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Valy.
Valy signs his autograph with bullets. So don't ask him to sign any part of your body.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Valy, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
When Valy ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
Valy is the only human in the world with the ability to make IRINA B. drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Valy once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Valy has appeared on television.
Valy does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
If a suspect mentions your name, while being interrogated by Valy, you have a 3.26% chance of surviving the next 10 minutes.
Valy doesn't laugh in the face of danger Valy is the face of danger.
Valy doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Valywall. It's basically just a JPEG of Valy. No virus has ever attacked Valy's PC. Ever.
The Berlin Wall fell because Valy needed to get to the other side.
There's one only shift when Valy works for NSA . The graveyard shift.
Valy can pronounce the name Ahmed however he fucking wants.
When Santa Claus asked Valy what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Valy and gets away with it.
Valy could strangle you with a cordless phone.
...and on the seventh day Valy said, I'll take it from here.
Valy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Valy. Sounds like a fair fight.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Valy.
Chained to a chair, tortured, and with the threat of death hanging over him, Valy just wanted something to eat.
When IRINA B. lost her virginity, Valy found it and put it back.
Valy thinks the word mercy just means quick interrogation.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Valy spared your life.
When life gave Valy lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Valy fucking hates lemonade.
Valy doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
Life doesn't give Valy lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Valy has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.
You can tell how much Valy likes you by how far above your kneecap he shoots you.
IRINA B. counted to infinity - twice. Valy would meanwhile do something important.
If Valy's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Valy does not feel like carrying you.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Valy's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Only Valy can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
The only reason the Chinese kept Valy alive is so that he could bring down the population.
Torturing terrorists is like riding a bike. Valy never forgets.
Valy doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
Valy doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store, just a gun.
The Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Valy's methods were cruel and unusual punishment. The next day the Supreme Court had nine vacancies.
If Valy gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
Valy let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.
If Valy gets realy angry, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
Valy doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Valy's Law Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours.
Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Valy.
When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Valy's. The reason for this, nobody speaks for Valy.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Valy along the USMexico border.
James Bond was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Valy still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Valy laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Valy is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Valy was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Valy.
On a high school math test, Valy put down Violence as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Valy solves all his problems with Violence.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Valy replies, Previously, on 24...
Valy is not a word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Valy way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Valy doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
When Valy goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Valy arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
Valy was recently named most likely cause of injury among NSA security guards.
Killing Valy doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
In 69 hours, Valy has killed 1.6 bilion people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life
Valy teaches a course at Harvard entitled Time Management Making the Most Out Of Each Day.
Valy sings "Nessun Dorma" while he sucks the life out of you and everyone around.
Are cineva ceva de comentat ? Hai repede ca fac Death List-ul pe ziua de azi.
"Valy Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.
When Valy was little, he used to tie his brother up to a chair, put a bag on his head, and ask him, "How many cookies did you steal from MY cookie jar!?"
Valy's kid was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Valy.
Valy doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When Valy looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Valy.
Guns dont kill people, Valy kills people.
If Valy lived next door to Kramer, Kramer would knock and waited for permision before entering.
Valy ended The Never Ending Story.
Valy once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.
When Valy turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Valy, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
The only way to achieve immortallity is to get Valy to say to you, "I won't let anything happen to you".
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Valy's gun.
Valy’s dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Valy.”
The only purpose of the airbag in Valy's car is to prevent the steering wheel from being damaged by Valy's face.
When Valy uses Herbal Essences, the shampoo has an orgasm.
Valy went as himself one year for Halloween. It was voted as the most terrifying costume in Halloween history.
Valy's action figure has slept with more women than most men.
Valy turns his regular bathtub into a jacuzzi simply by intimidating the water until it begins trembling in fear.
No man has ever used the phrase, "Valy is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tell the AHHAhhhhh ..... -_-.
Nobody says 'hit me' when Valy deals Blackjack.
When Valy pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Valy was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
Valy doesn't make threats. He makes facts.
When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Valy wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
Valy set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Valy.
Valy doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
When Valy took a stress test, the test failed.
Valy has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
When the president runs out of options he says: "Get me Valy, immediately."
Valy does not need to use a silencer... he just tells his gun to be quiet.
Valy is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Valy as an "Assault Weapon". Valy maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting, and is quite safe to have around families. But statistics don't lie.
MTV once tried to 'Punk' Valy by staging a robery in a store. Valy smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.
James Bond has a license to kill. Valy was his instructor.
Valy can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
When IRINA B. tried to shoot Valy, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.
Explosions do not kill Valy, they just get stuff out of his way.
Valy once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Sluty Islands.
Valy does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Valy never fucks up.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Valy needs 100 feet and a gun.
"You don't know Valy" is a blessing among terrorists.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Valy is, in fact, still alive.
In the 18 months where Valy was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Valy isn't around?
When Valy is running, you'd better fucking run as well, if he's chasing you, you should just shoot yourself.
Simon Says should be renamed to Valy Says because if Valy says something then you better fucking do it.
When Special Forces raided an afghan training camp, they found an empty camp and a pirated copy of "Valy is coming to town".
In high school Valy was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
When Valy calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.
The "Bananna Split" was invented when Valy needed information from a banana.
Valy's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Valy once won a game of Monopoly by torturing the other game pieces until they went into jail.
When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Valy.
Valy once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Valy needed a well-earned holiday . Drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is just his preferred method of travel - otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips.
As a child, Valy taught his dog to play dead...once.
If you're holding a gun to Valy's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
Valy once opened a can of whoop ass. All he found inside was a mirror.
Backup calls for Valy.
Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Valy been looking for him.
Valy brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.
Don't fall in love with Valy, you'll end up kidnapped or dead... eventually.
If Valy saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Valy would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Valy.
When Valy used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.
When Valy jumps from an airplane, he doesn't fall to the ground. The earth rises to meet him.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Valy.
At last years Christmas party, Valy brought the punch. Nobody survived.
If Valy misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Valy has broken Tony's leg, knocked Curtis out, and shot George Mason with a tranquilizer dart. Temporary incapacitation is Valy's way of saying, "let's be friends."
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Valy less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Valy heard their music.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Valy".
Osama Bin Laden hides under the covers in his bedroom every Monday night from 9 to 10 and cries.
Valy is the 'i' in team.
The truth may hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as Valy.
When Valy eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese. Not the food, the people.
"Valy" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".
If you have information Valy needs, make sure your wife is sitting next to you.
Quetin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Valy. He passed. It was too violent.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Valy jumps out.
People with amnesia still remember Valy.
To Valy, the question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full. It's that somebody drank half his damn water, and now they will have a face full of glass.
Valy pulled a man out of his car, and told him to "Don't get up!" from the sidewalk. That man still has not gotten up from the sidewalk.
When playing "Truth or Dare," Valy dares you not to tell him the truth.
During the commercials, Valy calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
The safety on Valy's gun isn't there to protect Valy. It's there to protect the gun.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Valy signal.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Valy."
Don't beg Valy to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Valy what to do.
The answer is Valy, the question doesn't matter.
When Valy was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Valy promptly responded "Blood."
Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Valy. But that is only because he can fly away.
Valy can leave a message before the beep.
G.I. Joe has Valy action figures.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Valy.
Valy has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
Valy can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Valy once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Valy is never wrong.
Valy removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Valy never needs to escape.
When David Palmer took the oath of office, he raised his right hand and placed his left hand on Valy.
When Valy says "I won't take no for an answer" you better not say no.
Valy could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Once Valy becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem.
Valy named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Valy. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Valy was God.
Valy once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Valy in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Valy and lives.
There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Valy's right hand and Valy's left hand.
When someone asked Valy if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied What does 'afraid' mean
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Valy needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
If Valy had been a Spartan the movie would have been called 1.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Valy, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Valy see the glass as a deadly weapon.
Valy never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Valy, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Valy is coming for them.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Valy.
On Valy's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Once, someone tried to tell Valy a knock knock joke. Valy found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Withholding information from Valy is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Valy's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
Valy definitely loves his daughter he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Valy broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because he thought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons with Chinese prisons.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Valy laughed to himself and said, I have them right where I want them.
If Valy was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and IRINA B., and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot IRINA B. twice.
If everyone on 24 followed Valy's instructions, it would be called 12 seconds.
Valy once acted as judge, jury, and executioner but to save time he now just acts as executioner.
If Valy was president, he would protect the secret service.
On a high school math test, Valy put down Violence as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Valy solves all his problems with Violence.
There is a deeper reason that IRINA B. will not forgive Valy. For years during her birthday and Christmas when IRINA B. would look for presents Valy would just laugh to himself before finally telling her, I give you my word.
Valy quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
When Valy says, I don't know if I can do this anymore, the statement must be loosely translated as, I can still rip off your head, I just don't know if I feel like I can shit down your neck at this time.
Valy can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.
Valy once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to IRINA B.about imortality.
Valy always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Valy.
Valys calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Valy.
Valy signs his autograph with bullets. So don't ask him to sign any part of your body.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Valy, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
When Valy ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
Valy is the only human in the world with the ability to make IRINA B. drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Valy once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Valy has appeared on television.
Valy does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
If a suspect mentions your name, while being interrogated by Valy, you have a 3.26% chance of surviving the next 10 minutes.
Valy doesn't laugh in the face of danger Valy is the face of danger.
Valy doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Valywall. It's basically just a JPEG of Valy. No virus has ever attacked Valy's PC. Ever.
The Berlin Wall fell because Valy needed to get to the other side.
There's one only shift when Valy works for NSA . The graveyard shift.
Valy can pronounce the name Ahmed however he fucking wants.
When Santa Claus asked Valy what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Valy and gets away with it.
Valy could strangle you with a cordless phone.
...and on the seventh day Valy said, I'll take it from here.
Valy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Valy. Sounds like a fair fight.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Valy.
Chained to a chair, tortured, and with the threat of death hanging over him, Valy just wanted something to eat.
When IRINA B. lost her virginity, Valy found it and put it back.
Valy thinks the word mercy just means quick interrogation.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Valy spared your life.
When life gave Valy lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Valy fucking hates lemonade.
Valy doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
Life doesn't give Valy lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Valy has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.
You can tell how much Valy likes you by how far above your kneecap he shoots you.
IRINA B. counted to infinity - twice. Valy would meanwhile do something important.
If Valy's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Valy does not feel like carrying you.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Valy's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Only Valy can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
The only reason the Chinese kept Valy alive is so that he could bring down the population.
Torturing terrorists is like riding a bike. Valy never forgets.
Valy doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
Valy doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store, just a gun.
The Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Valy's methods were cruel and unusual punishment. The next day the Supreme Court had nine vacancies.
If Valy gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
Valy let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.
If Valy gets realy angry, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
Valy doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Valy's Law Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours.
Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Valy.
When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Valy's. The reason for this, nobody speaks for Valy.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Valy along the USMexico border.
James Bond was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Valy still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Valy laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Valy is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Valy was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Valy.
On a high school math test, Valy put down Violence as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Valy solves all his problems with Violence.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Valy replies, Previously, on 24...
Valy is not a word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Valy way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
Valy doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
When Valy goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Valy arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
Valy was recently named most likely cause of injury among NSA security guards.
Killing Valy doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
In 69 hours, Valy has killed 1.6 bilion people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life
Valy teaches a course at Harvard entitled Time Management Making the Most Out Of Each Day.
Valy sings "Nessun Dorma" while he sucks the life out of you and everyone around.
Are cineva ceva de comentat ? Hai repede ca fac Death List-ul pe ziua de azi.
vineri, 7 martie 2008
What do you do when you hit rock bottom ? Find a rythm to fight back into life ... to get back full force
Si acesta este punctul meu de sprijin din care sa pornesc , ritmul este perfect , Wish me luck ... I am ready life !... Give me your best shot Bitch !!! I Will not go down withouth a blody good fuking fight ... people stay back .. THIS will get verry nasty .... POWER of the mind ...
Where are you gonna run to ?
Where are you gonna run to ?
joi, 6 martie 2008
luni, 3 martie 2008
Gustul de odinioara
August 2007, intr-un supermarket de cartier:
Un copil de vreo 10 ani se uita in vitrina frigorifica la un iaurt Danone cu niste dinozauri desenati pe ambalaj. Fuge la mama lui:
“Mami, mami, am gasit iaurt cu gust de dinozaur!”
Un copil de vreo 10 ani se uita in vitrina frigorifica la un iaurt Danone cu niste dinozauri desenati pe ambalaj. Fuge la mama lui:
“Mami, mami, am gasit iaurt cu gust de dinozaur!”
duminică, 2 martie 2008
Cum ar fi ca viata sa fie invers si circulara ?
"Cel mai naspa lucru la viata este modul in care se termina . Viata in general este grea . Iti ocupa cam tot timpul. Si ce primesti la sfarsit ? Moarte... WTF is that ... un bonus ? Cred ca sensul de desfasurare al vietii este complet gresit. Intai ar trebui sa mori ca sa scapi de toata chestia asta naspa cu Moartea. Apoi traiesti intr-un azil de batrani pana te dau afara ca esti prea sanatos, apoi te duci acasa si iti mananci pensia linistit/a, dupa care te duci la servici si primesti o petrecere din prima zi. Lucrezi 40 de ani pana ajungi destul de tanar sa poti sa te distrezi la facultate, party-uri, sensless sex , alcool , prieteni , nopti nedormite . Apoi te pregatesti de liceu. Treci si de gimnaziu , pana ajungi copil si te joci fara griji si responsabilitati, apoi ajungi bebelusi si intrii la loc ... si petreci urmatoarele 9 luni in cel mai confortabil salon de Spa. Si totul se termina cu un orgasm. Amin !"
sâmbătă, 1 martie 2008
vineri, 29 februarie 2008
Din seria ASA DA ... ASA NU !
ASA DA
ASA DAAAAAAAA !!!!!!
ASA NUUUU ... NUUUUUUUU ... NUUUU FRATE NUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!
Nici aici nu scap de voi ... nici in RAI nu cred ca scap de voi, in IAD e plin .. asta e clar
KILL ME NOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!
ASA DAAAAAAAA !!!!!!
ASA NUUUU ... NUUUUUUUU ... NUUUU FRATE NUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!
Nici aici nu scap de voi ... nici in RAI nu cred ca scap de voi, in IAD e plin .. asta e clar
KILL ME NOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!
joi, 28 februarie 2008
Unu mai prost ca altul ... dar sunt prostii nostrii
Violator in serie de animale
Satul bacauan Stanisesti este terorizat de un violator. Tinta lui insa nu sunt femeile, ci animalele! Satenii il cauta acum pe adolescentul de 18 ani, despre care spun ca a facut sex intai cu o magarita, iar ultima 'aventura' a avut-o cu o vitica.
Gheorghe Hancu, in varsta de 18 ani, a devenit cunoscut printre gospodarii din Stanisesti in luna mai a anului trecut, cand a violat o magarita. Pana a fost prins, Gheorghe a profitat de bietul animal de trei ori. Satenii s-au ingrozit, au chemat politia, violatorul s-a ales cu dosar penal, iar lucrurile pareau ca s-au linistit. Saptamana trecuta insa, Eleonora Tabacaru (67 de ani) s-a dus pe islaz sa isi ia vitica de la adapat si a fost ingrozita de ce a vazut.
Le leaga de copac
'Vitica era legata de copac, iar Gheorghe statea in spatele ei cu pantalonii in vine. Era virgina vitica mea, nici nu am dat-o la taur pana acum, ca era micuta, maica', spune disperata femeia. Politistii i-au facut lui Hancu al doilea dosar penal pentru perversiuni sexuale, care se alatura celorlalte sase dosare pe care le are pentru furt din locuinte. Politistii incearca acum sa dea de urma baiatului, care de frica furiei satenilor s-a ascuns in padure.
:))))))) Deci frateeee .... nu ma pot opri din ras .... in primul rand ... saraca vitica acum cum se mai duce la TAUR asa dezvirginata de unu de 18 ani ... o sa aiba traume ... banuiesc ca o sa o duca si la un psiholog ....:)))))))
Inteleg ca ala e dus cu pluta ... dar nici proprietarii nu sunt mai departe .... Si am si o explicatie pentru prostia lor .... care urmeaza in felul urmator
Ea are 18 copii
Gateste aproape 30 de litri de ciorba zilnic, iar laptele de la vaca nu ii ramane niciodata pentru a doua zi. Cu toate acestea, nu reuseste sa sature toate gurile pe care le are de hranit. Si nu pentru ca ar fi lacome, ci pentru ca femeia are nici mai mult, nici mai putin decat 18 copii. Aceasta este Veronica-Elena Cotos, mama-eroina din comuna Straja-Bigir, judetul Suceava.
Elena a fost insarcinata ani de-a randul. “Numai eu stiu cat m-am chinuit. Eram gravida cu un copil, aveam grija de altul si trebuia sa merg si la serviciu”, povesteste femeia de 45 de ani, care n-a putut conta pe ajutorul sotului ei. Acesta are 52 de ani si a fost bolnav “de cand se stie”. Barbatul nu-si poate folosi bine mana stanga si piciorul si isi pierde des cunostinta. “Eu am muncit. Am 20 de ani pe cartea de munca, dar nu mai pot sa merg la serviciu pentru ca sunt cardiaca si nu are cine sa stea cu copiii”, ne-a mai spus Elena.
Cei 18 copii au varste cuprinse intre 9 luni, praslea, si 24 de ani. Trei dintre ei au luat calea strainatatii, unde spera ca vor avea mai mult succes decat in tara. 15 mai sunt in casa parintilor, dintre care 8 sunt elevi. Fata cea mare e casatorita si are un baietel de doar 5 luni, dar sta si ea tot in casa parintilor, pentru ca nu are posibilitate sa inchirieze o locuinta.
Sotilor Cotos le e din ce in ce mai greu sa hraneasca atatea guri doar din ajutorul de handicap al tatalui, de 269 de lei, alocatiile copiilor si alocatia complementara. Tot din lipsa banilor, copiii renunta la scoala si raman pe langa casa, sa-si ajute parintii la treburile gospodaresti.
Micutii dorm cate 4-5 in pat
Cea mai mare problema a familiei este ca in 2001 locuinta le-a ars intr-un incendiu. “Am reusit s-o ridicam din nou, dar nu am terminat-o nici pana azi. Åstia mici dorm cate 4-5 in pat, nu am ce sa le fac. Speram totusi ca vom obtine un ajutor social, pentru ca suntem un caz mai special”, ne-a mai zis femeia.
Aceasta este explicatia ... A vazut cineva filmul Idiocracy ? daca nu va spun eu ... Acolo se punea problema ca daca noi astia cu carte si care avem servici si care avem case bani si avem din ce sa ne intretinem , facem un copil maxim 2 sau chiar deloc pentru ca NU AVEM TIMP si ne punem PROBLEMA CUM II CRESTEM SI CE LE DAM DE MANCARE , astia de la tara , tiganii si inca cativa din astia care nu au nici un pic de cultura si carte care prefera sa fure si sa dea in cap , sa cerseasca si sa injure decat sa zica buna ziua vreau sa ma angajez, sau chiar si daca nu sunt rai dar pur si simplu inculti , la coada vacii , astia fac cate 10-20 de copii ... ganditi asa pe viitor cum scade IQ-ul general ... si conform filmului o sa ajungem sa fim pe cale de disparitie ...si o sa ajunga o lume condusa de ei .... v-o puteti imagina ? cautati filmul merita .. si bineinteles ca nu ma mai mira cand vad stiri de genul celor de mai sus cu a violat vitica mama .. si saraca era VIRGINA .... vai mama ce ma fac ca nu o mai vrea tauru...
miercuri, 27 februarie 2008
Una pentru mine
vorbeste despre o fata ce-si inchipuie ca e in pielea chitarei la care cinta iubitul ei
marți, 26 februarie 2008
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